everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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