physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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