Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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