that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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