spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my being single is dangerous.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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