i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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