Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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