do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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