Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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