I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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