I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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