It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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