Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Randomize
