I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
my shit smells like andre
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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