You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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