butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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