i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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