what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Randomize