I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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