You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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