Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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