I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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