if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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