Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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