Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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