I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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