I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sorry my hands just texted you
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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