...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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