Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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