i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
