: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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