so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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