so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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