Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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