Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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