physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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