I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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