Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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