We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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