Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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