haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm passing your future prison.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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