I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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