i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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