Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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