So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I look better un-naked...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
