Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
