Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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