I can tuck mytits in my pants
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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