don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Semen is not good for contacts.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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