Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize