he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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