Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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