totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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