I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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