The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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