id be glad to
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
